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06-17-2005, 12:10 AM
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2356&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2358&DISPLAYORDER=20050614222528&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1

bakerstreet
06-17-2005, 02:59 PM
That was some quality stuff there. Man I love triumph. The guy that does that has to have a giant set of steel balls to say some of the stuff he says to people. Thanks for the link that made my morning.

gypsym
09-03-2005, 02:21 AM
MAALE / FEMALE SHOWERS

>>How To Shower Like a Woman
>>
>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
>>laundry hamper according
>>to lights and darks.
>>
>>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
>>you see husband
>>along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>
>>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
>>make mental note to do
>>more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>
>>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
>>leg cloth, long
>>loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
>>
>>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
>>shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>>
>>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>>
>>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
>>for 10 minutes until red.
>>
>>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
>>jaffa cake body wash.
>>
>>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>
>>Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
>>Squeegee off all wet
>>surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>
>>Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
>>small country.
>>
>>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>
>>Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
>>
>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
>>towel on head.
>>
>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>>exposed areas.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>How To Shower Like a Man
>>
>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
>>the bed and leave them in a pile.
>>
>>Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife
>>along the way, shake
>>wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>>
>>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>
>>Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
>>butt.
>>
>>Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your
>>armpits.
>>
>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
>>rinse them off.
>>
>>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
>>shower.
>>
>>Spend majority of time washing privates and
>>surrounding area.
>>
>>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
>>stuck on the soap.
>>
>>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
>>
>>Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>
>>Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
>>because curtain was
>>hanging out of tub the whole time.
>>
>>Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>>
>>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
>>light and fan on.
>>
>>Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If
>>you pass wife, pull
>>off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
>>'woo-woo' sound again.
>>
>>Throw wet towel on bed.
>>
>>
>>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the
>>truth behind this, there is something so very
>>wrong with you.

WillBrink
09-03-2005, 04:35 PM
>>
>>
>>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the
>>truth behind this, there is something so very
>>wrong with you.

I have read this one before and it always makes me laugh. Problem is, it's all true...BTW, you could have removed the > for us for easy reading ;)

elissalowe
09-03-2005, 09:13 PM
I have read this one before and it always makes me laugh. Problem is, it's all true...BTW, you could have removed the > for us for easy reading ;)
It's all true???

Hell, I don't even own a nightgown or pajamas, let alone a "dressing gown." Ditto the loofah, pumice stone, or other exotica. And if John ever shook his "wiener" at me while making the "woo-woo" sound: I'd assume he was demented. :rolleyes:

We got a pretty good laugh out of it though.

WillBrink
09-03-2005, 09:25 PM
It's all true???

Hell, I don't even own a nightgown or pajamas, let alone a "dressing gown." Ditto the loofah, pumice stone, or other exotica. And if John ever shook his "wiener" at me while making the "woo-woo" sound: I'd assume he was demented. :rolleyes:

We got a pretty good laugh out of it though.

By all true I meant the male part really and I am sorry John does not give you the "woo woo" show :p

elissalowe
09-03-2005, 09:47 PM
By all true I meant the male part really and I am sorry John does not give you the "woo woo" show :p
That will probably change - at least temporarily - if he ever reads this thread... :D