PDA

View Full Version : Don't you hate it when this happens?!



WillBrink
11-05-2005, 08:06 PM
Man Says Ex Super-Glued His Genitals

GREENSBURG, Pa. (Nov. 3) - A man claims his
ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing
his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was
not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey
Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail
O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two
broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby
began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her
home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up
to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his
genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together
and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail
polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their
breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to
call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded
guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months'
probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a
consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the
bedroom," he said.

elissalowe
11-05-2005, 08:52 PM
Man Says Ex Super-Glued His Genitals

GREENSBURG, Pa. (Nov. 3) - A man claims his
ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing
his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was
not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey
Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail
O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two
broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby
began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her
home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up
to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his
genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together
and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail
polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their
breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to
call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded
guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months'
probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a
consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the
bedroom," he said.
How in the hell do you sleep through something like that? Guy must have been blind, staggering drunk...which may have been why she gave him the "treatment" in the first place.

It's never a good idea to leave yourself at the mercy of "friends" - especially ones with digital cameras: http://blogging.typepad.com/funny_pictures/drunk_pictures/

erp7e
11-08-2005, 03:34 AM
Wait a minute here.

Dude breaks up with her.

Dude starts dating someone else.

Then (presumably while still dating this someone else), the ex- invites him over.

He goes over there for the booty call with his probably scornful ex, presumably cheating on whoever the new girl is.

Hey, buddy, you know you were playing with fire there! ;)